Versus is a feature where i will be showcasing two celebrities/products etc in a hypothetical fight and you will vote on the results. If you have any suggestions of possible match-ups, hit me up at neo@lonelystoner.net

This weeks match-up is between two well-known socialites.

They haven’t really made a difference in the world. Well, unless you classify being the most popular artist on MySpace and being famous for releasing a sex tape, as making a difference.

Tila Tequila is known for being the most popular artist on MySpace (based on page views). Since becoming an Internet celebrity, she hasn’t really done much worth noting. She did take part in a reality dating show, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, where 16 males and 16 lesbian females compete for her attention and affection (think compete for her money). She couldn’t find love after 10 episodes (I wonder why) so she took part on another season of the show. YES, two seasons of this BS!

Paris Hilton is know for her sex tape which ‘leaked’ onto the Internet in 2003. Since becoming ‘famous’, she hasn’t done anything noteworthy either. She ’s been a model, an ‘actress’ and a ‘recording artist’.

Tila and Paris haven’t crossed paths in reality but in the Lonely Stoner’s Battle Arena, who would lay the smackdown?

3..2..1…FIGHT

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